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291 - Mall Madness (1987)

From the archive (1987): There's a new mall in town.

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290 - A Solution
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What a situation we find ourselves in, as a community.

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289 - The Collection Plate
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The search for Marcus Vanston's killer heats up.

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288 - Doubles Anonymous
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Forget it, Jalen. It’s Night Vale.

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287 - Hey, Does Anyone Hear That Sound Behind The Sky?
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Hey, Does Anyone Hear That Sound Behind The Sky?

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286 - Our Ice Cream Truck of Infinite Sorrows

Ice Cream = Happiness*

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285 - April Fools
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It's the funniest day of the year. Plus, the intern gets hazed, a new director at Area 50, and Dana joins Doubles Anonymous

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284 - Harrison Kip's Twilight Gospel Hour
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Blessings to you all. This is Harrison Kip’s Twilight Gospel Hour. Come on in, friend.

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283 - Work from Home

It's a bad sandstorm out there. Plus, a short film festival, how plants work, and a new intern(?)

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282 - Antler Cove
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People just can't stop talking about this hot, new TV show.

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281 - Witnesses
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A witness emerges in the murder of local angel and billionaire Marcus Vanston.

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280 - The Story of Hanukkah

What is more comforting than a familiar story?

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279 - J'Accuse!
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Everyone in town is pointing fingers and naming names.

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278 - How to Solve a Murder
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You’re well on your way to becoming an amateur homicide investigator.

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277 - Locked Library Mystery
Locked Library Mystery

There has been an impossible murder in a locked room! Also, more importantly, it's the big Turkey Day sale at Ralph's.

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276 - The Big Game

Let’s have a look at sports.

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275 - Date Night

Our top story: It's date night!

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274 - The HOA

The Homeowners' Association has arrived.

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273 - Horror Recs

Recommendations for you horror buffs

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272 - Horoscopes

It's too hot to think. Let's let the stars guide us.

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271 - The Festival

Push the boundaries of experience

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270 - Deeper Than Purpose, Older Than Thought

Now is not the time for panic. Now is the time for despair.

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269 - A Story About Me

This is a story about me, said the man speaking, and you are pleased because you always wanted to hear a story about me.

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268 - Head Office

Labyrinth management is troubled about new developments.

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267 - Missed Connections

Today’s show is dedicated to all your chance encounters, wasted moments, pinings, logings, and near-misses.

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266 - The Return of Poetry Week

After an 11 year hiatus, Poetry Week has returned.

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265 - Labyrinth HQ

There’s a strange broadcast coming from deep with in Labyrinth headquarters.

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264 - Duet

What’s blooming at the Botanic Gardens?

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263 - Hysteria Land

It's the grand opening of Hysteria Land Theme Park and Succulent Gardens and Resort-Style Property

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262 - The Man Who Is Not Tall

Concerns over Steve Carlsberg's new job

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